Sparky. 27. UK
In high school I was voted most likely to be a mental patient, hill-billy or chimpanzee.

Addictions: Adventure Time, Warehouse13, Elementary, MogWorld (Yahtzee Croshaw), Nutella, Two Best Friends Play, Futurama, Calvin and Hobbes, Cowboy Bebop, Watsky, Fanfiction, Video Games, Mass Effect, Michael Marshall Smith, YouTube, Video Games and Butts.

PSN: Mistress_Sparky

Your little bride of Christ has had an awakening.

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fandomfairy:

voiceofabarmaid:

this though is seriously amazing

Put in Tamsin and you have my ultimate endgame for the show: Docwolfvalkubus

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webgeekist:

baiser-de-la-m0rt:

theomeganerd:

Dishonored Control Pad & Nintendo Game Boy Sculptures by Devin Smith

Want….

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racethewind10:

this scene right here. I really REALLY wish we had Jaime and Jo’s commentary for this fucking scene. Because there are a million fucking things going on in this scene. There is a level of silent communication and understanding of each other that really should not exist in any other situation. So it sets up this instantaneous (maybe not completely understood yet) connection between these women.  And yet Helena is - as we come to learn - playing Myka. She might have been caught in the trap but she saw it coming and used it to her advantage, so we get insight into how damned brilliant she is. 

I just wish we knew more. I wish we got to hear what Jaime and Jo were thinking as they played this (and I mean them talking together about it at the same time). And the writing….

Ugh i can’t even watch this, its so painful. IT WAS SO FUCKING AMAZING WHY DID YOU TAKE THIS AWAY FROM US

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thewanderingword:

nasustar:

‘Secret Agent Calvin and Hobbes’ and ‘Secret Agent Calvin and Hobbes: Meet Dr. Robin’ by Coran “Kiser” Stone

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masque101:

‘Bad Things’ by Jace Everett
Swan Queen

I loved this song from the first time I watched the opening credits to True Blood, it’s so… naughty! And I’ve wanted to make a fan video to it for almost as long, but I could never find the right pairing. I was dared, no challenged, to make it for Emma Swan and Regina Mills over at the Swan Group I’m part of on Facebook, so Laura Daniels this one is for you.

CLICK THE YOUTUBE SYMBOL TO WATCH THROUGH YOUTUBE, IT WILL RUN SMOOTHER (And you can make it full screen too!!!)

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videogameosts:

Game: Fallout 3
Song: Explore 1
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dumtweedledee:

keaneoncomics:

Playboy Bunny Avengers [full] (by sebastian.jespersen)
With Bunny!Coulson (between Tash and Toni; note cards) and Bunny!Loki on the far right. Best SDCC cosplay? I think so!

dumtweedledee:

keaneoncomics:

Playboy Bunny Avengers [full] (by sebastian.jespersen)

With Bunny!Coulson (between Tash and Toni; note cards) and Bunny!Loki on the far right. Best SDCC cosplay? I think so!

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Red Swan Fanfic: Biting 

exquisitliltart:

Once upon a Time, Emma/Ruby, Biting

A/N: I never really write Red Swan, but I took a go at it for the porn battle.

“Emma, that feels good…mmm, tickles,” Ruby giggled as Emma lightly grazed her teeth over her shoulder. Ruby was on her hands and knees and Emma kneeled beside her, arms wrapped around her waist and nibbling on all the skin she could reach.  In an effort to get more contact, Ruby plopped down onto her stomach and rolled over. Her bright, excited eyes were wide and kind as Emma shifted over her and on top. She kept up her kissing and nipping, taking Ruby’s stiff nipple into her mouth like a cherry on top of a sundae.

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